when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
by the twizzle January 2, 2008
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by 522ahhhh November 10, 2009
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by Ihmhi July 1, 2005
Get the POAK mug.The act of Trolling while breaking the rules of trolling. For example if there is a large hole in the front of the trollers pants, or if he/she is strait up naked sayin "hey whats up, i saw you checkin me out... yeah you. yeeaaaah"
"I was out trolling with Cokk Ramzy when i turned and noticed he wasnt wearing any pants. I immediately exclaimed "DUDE UR POACHING!!"
by Sinny January 21, 2006
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"Can we make it?"
"Hell NO!"
"Fuck it" (speeds up)
"Damn Boi you just poached that son of bitch"
"shit son I love poaching"
"Hell NO!"
"Fuck it" (speeds up)
"Damn Boi you just poached that son of bitch"
"shit son I love poaching"
by king qweef August 5, 2007
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To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase
by The linguist from Cunna September 29, 2019
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