5yo: Daddy, why do ducks have webbed feet?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019

Gnome: "Jump off a bridge!"
Etika (Rest in Peace <3): *Jumps off a bridge*
Keemstar: *Playing Victim*
Etika (Rest in Peace <3): *Jumps off a bridge*
Keemstar: *Playing Victim*
by Keemstar_Is_A_Gnome May 7, 2020

by floafi2626 February 20, 2009

John: "I don't want you inviting Mark over for dinner. He's always trying to play the hero by offering to clean up the dishes and make dessert."
by XxTwistedFalconXx February 17, 2019

by fatassbitchh February 27, 2019

Noun,
When someone plays their guitar with a bow. Based off of Jónsi Birgisson's performances playing his Les Paul with cello bows.
When someone plays their guitar with a bow. Based off of Jónsi Birgisson's performances playing his Les Paul with cello bows.
by Nathan YeeHaw! January 27, 2009

Pretending to be drunk or passed out in a compromising situation in order to escape unintended consequences. Basically when someone is under the influence and uses the "I was really drunk excuse," in this case pretending to "pass out," in order to escape retribution from another individual or group.
Sam was getting a lap dance from Tim's girlfriend, Michelle, when Tim walked in. Sam decided to play dead and he told Tim the next morning that Michelle had given him a lap dance after he passed out.
by Jungle Commando May 13, 2009
