pither

Vaginal lips/flange flaps/piss flaps

I wouldn't mind her pithers round my nose

by Bingosaurus October 4, 2006

pitchfork

a sexual manuever involving folding one's pinky and thumb into the palm and using the remaining fingers to:1)penetrate the ass. 2) penetrate the vagina. and 3)tickle either the outer vagina or the buttcrack with the third finger.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.

she never expected give her the pitchfork.

by travis pitts January 8, 2004

pith

v. To gently blow air into someone's asshole

Please pith me.

by pleasepithme May 21, 2017

Trenary Pitch Fork

When you douse your arm in gasoline, light it, then fist fuck a cow in the fields of Trenary.

"I got wasted last night and gave my cow a Trenary Pitch Fork"

by AWDM-Town January 14, 2009

pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

pitchipoo

The name a parent would give their son or daughters “private parts” for ease of conversation in safeguarding from molestation.

Tina, your new friend Chris seems nice, has he tried to touch your pitchipoo?

by czavodney August 18, 2007