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pirate-ninja

The unholy union between a pirate and a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are widely known to be mortal enemies and are locked in eternal oppisition to each other.

Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.
Pirates vs. ninjas - that ages-old question. Who would win?

The pirate-ninjas, of course!
by Zeda July 23, 2008
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spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.
Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.
by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005
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pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.
Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
by Generic Kate January 17, 2015
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Pen Pirate

1. One who steals pens from friends, family, co-workers, strangers, etc. and leaves little pieces of paper or flags with the Pen Pirate emblem on it.

2. A group of people on facebook that steal pens and leave their mark that post pictures and brag about it.

3. A famous pirate that sails on the boat he calls the Penmanship
AHH, I got hit by the Pen Pirate! They took another pen!
by BlackbeardPirate November 17, 2011
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Pasta Pirate

A slur against Italian pirates. Especially against pirates with pasty white skin and either heterochromia or a missing eye. These pirates are usually up at ungodly hours of the night playing video games doing silly challenges for the amusement of themselves or others.
That, Sandy is such a pasta pirate
by Mr. Doogles April 4, 2023
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Dust Pirate

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."
by YourAssassin May 30, 2016
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Sidewalk Pirate

Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.
We were driving down the road and saw a genius sidewalk pirate with a dancing monkey!
by CaptainZ November 20, 2007
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