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punking off

wtf are u doin in the bathroom so long, PUNKING OFF?
by pissdrnxdollin May 4, 2006
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Punking Swabs

A term referring to casual sexual intercourse or beating someone up.

Most unique for its definitive ambivalence, it is commonly accepted as the embodiment of the two prevalent, albeit contrasting, desires of a man by the end of a night of drinking.
Punking swabs can have several tenses.

'So I took that girl back to my place and we punked swabs'

'That mothafucka trippin, fool betta stop clownin 'fo he gets his swabs punked'

'If I haven't punked swabs one way or another by the end of the night, I'm gonna lose it'
by Tone Booya November 9, 2008
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picking strawberries

a hardcore wanna-be dance. mostly done by donald gouge. this dance includes standing in one place while your legs seem to be playing hacky sack (or foot bag) and your arms are flailing about your head reachiong up to pick strawberries. yes i know strawberries dont grow in the air.
guy 1: hey bro lets go hardcore dancing in the living room!!

guy2: okay but picking strawberries is totally un neccesary
by chex March 19, 2008
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punkingese

American cousin to the ancient breed of toy dog originating from China. As opposed to the pekingese, which have a loving docile nature towards its owner, the American punkingese is a loud, obnoxious beast.
My punkingese was removed from his play group for being too aggressive towards the other dogs.
by @ITSmaddnNG January 7, 2010
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picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.
Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.
by Juselsm January 17, 2012
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Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
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Picking Boys Like Flowers

The act of picking up multiple boys at a club, bar or any social scene.
I was at the club last night picking boys like flowers.
Samantha is so hot she picks boys like flowers.
by KattLee January 24, 2014
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