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South Philly  

A section of the city of Philadelphia that seems not to be governed by law but rather local custom, especially south of Washington Avenue.
Newly arrived South Philly resident: "Why does everyone have their cars parked in the middle of Broad Street?"

Grizzled South Philly veteran: "This is South Philly. If you don't like it, get the fuck out of here. Yo, hit the deck, I think just heard a gunshot."
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South Philly Slide 

Driving through several consecutive stoptional intersections on a street in South Philly. Because the majority of South Philly's intersections are four-way stops, and intersections are so close to one another, you don't ever drive fast between the stop signs, but you don't really stop at the signs either -- you just slide right through them.
I drove from Gray's Ferry to Pennsport the other night, but I wanted to grab a hoagie on the way, so I did the South Philly Slide down Dickinson.
South Philly Slide by tofoomeister February 28, 2009

South Philly Skeet Salad 

when a girl sticks lettuce in her asshole and the man rams it all the way in with his jizzy ranch covered boner. She shits it out and they Lady and the Tramp the salad.
I ran to the store to pick up lettuce and ranch for my fiance and my South Philly Skeet Salad.

The Philly Steak Sandwich 

The Philly Steak Sandwich is when a girls pussy has been so pounded that it now looks exactly like a fucking Philly Steak Sandwich.
The Philly Steak Sandwich

“Yo dude have you seen Jesica’s pussy bro? It legit looks like a Philly Steak Sandwich.”

robot philly bj

any robot from, or made in philadelphia, that gives another male a bj, while charging a high price
As i walked the streets of philly, i was offered a robot philly bj, which costed a shit load, and the robot philly bj was gross but accepted it.

Philadelphia [Philly]

Yo from Philly. We do not have an accent! It's soda, not "pop"! It's a hoagie, not a "sub"! It's the shore, not the "beach", and we drink wood-er, not "water". It's not "Where are you guys going?", it's "Where you's goin?". It's pizza, not "pie". We love the Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, and Sixers, and we eat cheesesteaks religiously. We don't think this is the best place in the world, we know it is!
Philadelphia Philly is a city so completely and amazingly wonderful, no definition in the universe would show an outsider how great it truly is! Pages and pages would need to be written to fullfil its beauty.

south philly 

when people think of south philly they think of rocky and cheesesteaks...
don't come to south philly just for cheesesteaks