double d perks

When your crazy ass GF that you should have dropped weeks ago had DD boobs

Why is John still with Suzy?

He's only with her for those double d perks.

by Nelsuf November 18, 2016

Eric elijah perkins the third

a gay boi

"Hey he sucks dicks!

"Yeah man he's an Eric Elijah perkins the third. Don't judge. Its 2019."

by T.R_BeatArmy92 October 22, 2019

perkins

After being seriously injured via stab, battery, car accident, or even gunshot wound an injured victim will swallow a combo of a Pecocet and a King Cobra (or any other type of malt liquoir) to relieve the pain / stress of the situation. This is also known as "urban morphine".

Many South Los Angeles ER staffs / 911 operators will receive information from a victim or one of their friends notifying them that they gave the patient perkinsed before they are treated. Unfortunately this is not recommended at all because the victims will become completely unresponsive.

"Don't worry about me, I will perkins this after the fight"

"After Sarah got shot, we perkinsed her so she wouldn't scream."

by LosAngelesERdoctor March 23, 2009

The Perks

A person that is interested in computer games, but is cool, unlike most game fans

andy the perks!! Metal Gear!!

by nedved December 11, 2006

Perky

When a man loves a woman enough he allows the woman to shit on his face. Making him feel perky

I let my wife perky me last night it was amazing

by beerchugger35 February 24, 2009

perkys callin

Another term for a booty call!

*phoke rings* "uh oh perkys callin!"

by Eliji June 6, 2017

perked

Wouldn't it be better for, like, Percoset? Due to the obvious phoenetic similarities?

Dude, I was totally perked last night.

Tell me about it. You fucking pissed yourself.

by Marcel Leroux August 26, 2004