Getting laid every day in a month by a different girl each day.
Barney Stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; How I met your mother.
Barney Stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; How I met your mother.
Barney: -Remember when I banged 7 girls in a week.
Lily: -Yeah, the perfect week.
Barney: -I just accomplished the perfect month
Lily: -Yeah, the perfect week.
Barney: -I just accomplished the perfect month
by TorgeirAK March 11, 2015
Get the The perfect month mug.Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!
You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.
Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.
Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.
One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.
Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.
Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.
One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn cause this is literally so fucking beautiful”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn cause this is literally so fucking beautiful”
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The act of having a hard-on and lying vertically in bed, while your partner attempts to throw a Glazed Krispy Kreme donut from the end of the bed on to your erect penis.
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Person 1: That girl is a perfect slut.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: Well, she's going out with that guy, and that guy and that guy...
Person 2: But how does she keep a B+ average?
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: Well, she's going out with that guy, and that guy and that guy...
Person 2: But how does she keep a B+ average?
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Get the Perfect Love mug.A Perfect Storm in human form is a woman that keeps others stuck on them. These “Perfect Storm’s” (some unknowingly) make their partners fall deeply in love with them. You will also experience a whirlwind of all other emotions to the full extent within the relationship. Being with a Perfect Storm is very passionate, intense, and possibly toxic. You will love them, you will hate them, and you won’t be able to leave them. You are spent to the point of knowing you will never love anyone else, and do not want to. But a Perfect Storm can disappear as quickly as she came.
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