puking blood

when someone is laughing so fuckin hard they start to puking blood. its not that their literally puking out blood, its just a way of describing how hard theyre fuckin laughing

Danny:mother fucker,that senior citizen just got hit over the head with a baseball bat!

Nick:wtf thats fuckin hilarious PBPB(puking blood puking blood)

by danny August 20, 2004

fire poking

when your partner leans over, exposing butt hole. than you run, head first, at your partner. when your head is fully lodged in ass, you procede to stand up straight, and bounce. your head will be saturated in hot sause, to help stimulate.

My cousin was fire poking his fiance, but he was sent to the hospital because he passed out from lack of oxygen!!!

by kiwi1313 August 24, 2008

pekingese

a small dog with a squished in face

that pekingese looks like she got hit my a bus

by momo own October 11, 2009

Peaking

Peaking is when you poop so much that the poop looks like a mountain. With the top peaking over the water making a peak.

I took such a big poop it was peaking.

by Peaking January 7, 2015

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010

Perking

To be attracted to nipples of all kinds in a sexual way, often searching out opportunities to observe them in their natural state.

Sarah: Steve, I thought you loved me, but you are perking at every set of nipples in this swimming pool.

Steve: *sobs* I'm sorry Sarah, I can't help myself, I AM KING PERKER. I need help....*gulp, sob*

by FUCKUPHIMA January 25, 2015

Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.

I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"

by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017