by Pony dude101 May 18, 2018

A pedro arrombado is a species of male who makes constantly makes jokes and draws, most of the time not on purpose.
A great friend but sometimes needs to pick up the pace.
Gay asf.
A great friend but sometimes needs to pick up the pace.
Gay asf.
by Aco4n October 16, 2025

Ada the ugliest bitch you'll ever meet .If u date him he'll like u for awhile but then turn around not after about a month . He has ugly buck teeth and mental eyes . If u brake up with a Pedro just read this and forget that bitch.
Pedro:hey u wanna go out?
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......
by The bad Bitch October 30, 2017

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 9, 2024

by Jejdhsjs December 7, 2022

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
by ilikemilo October 8, 2021
