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Nose Painting

Stimulation of the female genitals using (or partial use of) one's nose. To muff or go down on a woman whilst using one's nose.
My wife sure enjoyed my nose painting last night. There is nothing better than nose painting first thing in the morning.
by oskika September 30, 2015
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Paint by Numbers

The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.
Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.
by MathPlus January 8, 2019
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paint up

male sexual 'air-brushing', ejaculation on a chosen (or not!) surface. (or: paint HER/HIM up)
eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.

after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!

jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
by michael foolsley October 28, 2012
mugGet the paint upmug.

ass painting

In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.
1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.
by JSmith lu 43 April 9, 2017
mugGet the ass paintingmug.

Nail Paint

because i don't wana fucking say nail polish
Can you give me the nail paint? No, it's not fucking called nail polish.
by Gdelicious November 11, 2014
mugGet the Nail Paintmug.

Man Paint

"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"
by beardedragon June 2, 2009
mugGet the Man Paintmug.

Painting the basement

When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.
I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.
by jakehandley88 December 24, 2014
mugGet the Painting the basementmug.

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