Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Perty-Beast

When Kyle, Linky, and Charlie.. are in a room with alcohol and Music. The party begins. It rages until one of us passout then it stops breifly, and continues to rage.

Lynseys house, Lauras, Espionage, Abi's, Soon to be abbies, and more for many years to come in these situations the Perty-Beast comes alive.

by Jynkz March 8, 2009

pretendaz

One who fakes the funk and thinks they are real gangster when really they tell more stories than Dr. Suess.

Tyrone: "Man, that fool is reeaalll gangster."

Mr. Washington: "Man fuck that mark, He kicks it wit a bunch of pretendaz!"

by O.G. Hennessey Loc September 22, 2009

pretard

A child in the womb of an obviously screwed up girl or knowing a soon to be dad is a fuck-up.

Jose: Look at that pregnant chola.

Pedro: I know, Carlos is the father.

Jose: That kid is a pretard.

by dennyher October 11, 2009

pretard

Opposite of a physically retarded person. Seems older than he is.

- This guy looks pretty old.
- Yeah, but he's only 20. He's a pretard.

by gymschadau May 3, 2010

Precycle

Curbing the implusive urges of consumerism that bombard you everyday because you won't turn off the TV and stop getting brainwashed.

Precycle: Do you really need another fucking piece of crap from wallymart that will trash up the planet in 2 months when it breaks or do you think you MAY be able to live without it?

by gotabrainuseit May 16, 2010

pretailgating

going somewhere before the tailgating and drinking

Natalie- It was 93 degrees out and we are pretailgating before we go to the tailgating

by Picheal March 5, 2011