connor position

When a male puts his dick into someone else's ear.

Oh baby please do the connor position on me?

by pussylicker79 November 24, 2016

The Delivery Position

2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.

once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position

by rydex5 October 26, 2014

fecal position

what the squatty potty is all about

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok

by muffmirkin May 23, 2019

On-Point Positive

Very, very sure/positive

I am on-point positive that I hate everyone at my school.

by xXMightyMouseXx February 10, 2017

Slug position

When you're going to town with your girl and she lays on her belly as you give her penis from behind

I was tired of doggie style so we switched to a slug position

by SkyBor November 2, 2019

blizzard position

It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.

I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.

by Dave wansted December 10, 2016

HIT positive

A confirmed diagnosis of an individual that is strung out from prolonged drug use without eating or sleeping. Symptoms include, manic behaviors, unrealistic speculations, paranoia of being followed by federal agents, sickly physical appearance due to lack of nutrients, forgetfulness, pilfering through peoples belongings, carpet surfing, excessive and uncontrollable body movements, dilated pupils, etc.

That dude is HIT positive.

by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018