pinterest

A website that allows users to post and share activities that they enjoy; such as recipes, clothing, etc. essentially 4chan
for ladies.

My girlfriend is WAY into pinterest recently. I don't get it. They don't even have a section for hentai!

by J.J. the radical October 4, 2012

Dirty Harry Potter

The vulva of any large mammal; e.g. a karibou

The diseased karibou gnawed in agony at its dirty harry potter.

by NimC May 22, 2009

Harry Potter sexual

When a person feels only atracted to a Harry Potter carecter or to Harry Potter himself. It feels a bit like you want to be his girlfriend or even, in my case, his wife.

Interviewer: ,, So what sexuality are you?"

Me: ,, Oh I don't see Harry Potter sexual over here. Can I at least write it over in this corner and mark it? ''
Interviewer: ,,Um... yeah go ahead...."

by Lianalewis December 26, 2020

Potterjob

(n)

1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.

2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.

See also: Jizm McGee

1. Move out of your parents house already, you're 34 years old you fucking Potterjob.

2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!

by Blacknblue30 November 22, 2011

Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle.

One of the best Harry Potter quotes EVER!!!

As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '

by The Purple Gnargles of pie November 28, 2009

pattern is full

Used in similar effect to, "So many things to do, so little time." Specifically, it is used with referennce to hotties.

This term was taken from the movie Topgun.

"Wanna get a few drinks at the bar first?"
"Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full."

by Raney October 21, 2004

Potter-head

One who is freakishly obsessed with Harry Potter. While particularly fond of all children's movies, Potter-heads are so obsessed with Harry Potter that they have trouble holding jobs which require more than 30 hours per week, and they typically:

- own every Harry Potter book and movie,

- dress in costume to attend the premier midnight showing of new Potter movies, and

- never miss the annual Comic Con Convention in San Diego (typically late July to early August).

Example

Kris: Is that Shanley dressed up as Dumbledore?

Devon: Yeah, she's such a Potter-head.

by itsfunnybecauseitstrue July 13, 2011