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pirate-ninja

The unholy union between a pirate and a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are widely known to be mortal enemies and are locked in eternal oppisition to each other.

Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.
Pirates vs. ninjas - that ages-old question. Who would win?

The pirate-ninjas, of course!
by Zeda July 23, 2008
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spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.
Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.
by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005
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Dust Pirate

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."
by YourAssassin May 30, 2016
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Quiet, Pirates

1. The distress signal for a sleeper cell of pirates in an urbanized location. The pirates have a moral obligation, nay, a physical urge to assemble in the desired location of their fellow distressed pirate (FDP).

2. Diarrhea noise
Robber: I will take your belongings.
FDP: Arg...not my belongings! QUIET, PIRATES!
*pirates assemble*

2. Up to interpretation
by toonce’s tuccis September 8, 2018
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clown pirate

A clown pirate is an absolute joke of a human being
My manager Eric is such a clown pirate
by Hugo Lost June 12, 2017
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pirates bay

The pirates bay is an online file-sharing website. This site is used to download almost every single thing you can imagine, songs, programs, porn the list goes on and on... Many people have tried to site this site down with unsuccessful results. The domain name of the site changes a lot.
person one: Ah man adobe Photoshop is too expensive i cant afford it.
person two: Have you never heard of the pirates bay you can get that shit for free.
by GeOfFfFfFfF May 7, 2018
mugGet the pirates baymug.

Pirate Sputter

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.
'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'
by Goat_011 April 17, 2020
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