I love my woman cause she'll fuck me for soo long that there's nothing I can do but lay there, legs spread apart, shivering and moaning for the whole night...
by Karin November 23, 2003
masturbating prior to a date so as not to get as excited and ejaculate too early when you're having sex.
If you have a safety orgasm before having sex with a partner you last longer than if you don't.
A safety orgasm also calms your nerves. Masturbation releases endorphins into the bloodstream (causing a sense of well-being and acting as a natural pain reliever) and causes the body to produce oxytocin (akin to valium), which stimulates relaxation and calms nerves.
A safety orgasm also calms your nerves. Masturbation releases endorphins into the bloodstream (causing a sense of well-being and acting as a natural pain reliever) and causes the body to produce oxytocin (akin to valium), which stimulates relaxation and calms nerves.
by james007bond December 02, 2009
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by Sidewalker September 25, 2005
A wasted orgasm is when you jack off and come but don't feel an orgasm, due to trying to prolong the pre-orgasm pleasure for too long. Usually leaving the victim with a sense of failure and frustration.
Frat Bro 1: Dude last night I was jacking off and I came and felt nothing, totally fucked up my night.
Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.
Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?
Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?
Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.
Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?
Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?
by Alpha as fuck34 August 05, 2010
When two or more people have so much candy and so many energy drinks that the only way to get rid of all the energy is to have sex for hours on end.
Those two had about 10 bags of skittles and 5 energy drinks each, so they did it for 5 hours straight and called it Orgasmic Pinata.
by Nymphomatic666 June 22, 2008