by Tremain50 May 7, 2025
Get the Shelfmug. I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
Get the Top Shelfmug. An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.
Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
by mell0drama September 8, 2016
Get the Shelf Materialmug. by NoShwagHere May 14, 2003
Get the knick-knack shelfmug. A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
Get the jew shelfmug. An updated version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where wall beats shelf, shelf beats door, and door beats wall.
"We both want the last cheese stick, let's settle it with an old fashioned game of wall, shelf, door."
"Oh, no!"
"Oh, no!"
by PocketFruit July 29, 2025
Get the Wall, Shelf, Doormug.