Stage 5 cling on

Someone you are dating/fucking and they become extremely possessive and crazy really quickly.
Hey
Hey..
Text me back
TEXT ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?!?

FUCK! please save me!! He is totally a stage 5 cling on!!

by Stag878 April 19, 2022

Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.

Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.

by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011

stage monkey

Master of ceremonies

The stage monkey introduced the next act.

by Leif Hopper June 2, 2017

inter-stage transfer

When a guy and a girl are laying on a couch in opposite directions such that they are ass to ass, and the girl farts into the guys asshole just to get a reaction.

"Dave you know what Melanie did last night? She gave me the inter-stage transfer!"

by Adam Price January 2, 2006

Stages of Texting

The formality of your messages, mainly texting for how a person may judge your internet/online status. The different stages include usage of capital letters, punctuation, and emojis.

Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.

by Chinis Chink December 3, 2016

Speech stage

Speech stage (aka talking stage) it's a literal translation of the period before marriage (الخطبة) .This act is very known in north African countries such as Morocco, Tunisia, Libia...etc

They were in the speech stage before they broke things off.

by Sam Eddine June 2, 2024

stage 4 creeper

Someone who has such creeper tendencies that they stalk pics of your family as well

That guy is such a stage 4 creeper; he saved a pic of my mom to my phone and then sent it to me every time he used a yo mama joke.

by Franksy November 9, 2015