Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.
Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....
by JuanCarlosTaco March 15, 2016
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A Devon Oliver is sheman that likes to ride unicorns by the name of Odessa . They live in sheltered dirty black caves where the water is cool and dyed pink. They go to church on friday nights just to see the nuns dance in there sexy nun costumes. If you ever see a Devon Oliver, cover your eyes. It's long flippy hair will blind you , like a reverse Jesus healing. They like a good time in the bounce house and most of them are soccer fairies . You have to love a Devon Oliver , because they are the sexiest creature in the desert, besides camels with four humps. If you ever meet a Devon Oliver you are a lucky fellow , because they are invisible besides when they wear their spongebob diapers. Most of them are struck with impetigo which is yellow blisters on their bum. They listen to screamo music , and like to jack off to FIFA soccer games because the Spanish team members are so hot. They are extremely uncommon , because in 1996 a bunch of hunters shot them down. There is one special Devon Oliver. It has mexican relations and lives in the 757 area zone. It usually does 1000 backflips and then tells you to kiss it's hairy sheman area. My friends and I like to roast them over fireplaces in -1000 degree celcius cold weather. They play girls and then tell them to get on their knees and rub his uniballs. If you are bisexual , then you will like the sheman Devon Oliver.
Sexy Creature One: Whoah man , I just saw a green Devon Oliver with a special edition sponge bob diaper on.

Odessa: that's my master . Isn't he hot ?
by animalsfortwobonersonhigh January 9, 2011
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when one male jerks off into a lamb intestines and freezes it, forming a dildo to give to his lover (usually a Justin or an Isaac).
dear Justin,

please accept this dirty Oliver I worked very hard on it for you <3
by mates rates May 12, 2020
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A sick lad that likes koalas. A White kid with a black life. Subscribe to Olly the koala Barnes.
Oliver Barnes goes to school. Learns shit and comes home, plays fortnite.
by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019
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A ginger half irish gay cunt. He loves Penis so much. Wet Don drinks non alcohol cider and finks he is a proper hardnut. He is a skinhead nonce. He loves changing his name. Next friday he will be called sarah coz he loves her.
Swear Jay Oliver is a gay irish penis
by Namelad Back at it again April 21, 2020
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The appearence of one's eye so swollen, that it resembles an olive.
Fred: Oh man..i passed out so hard last night.....
Gary: Yeah, i can tell. You have olive eyes.
by ilurvecats January 5, 2010
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Oliver is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, with a gorgeous British accent and a body to match he is sexy as sin. He is shy and kind but vibrant and hilarious all in the same way. His dry sense of humour knows no bounds and can be both side achingly funny or cringy enough to crack a smile either way he will always brighten your day. Oliver is a true diamond in the rough and eyes that reflect such beauty. Its hard not to love Oliver as a friend or more but trust that he is always devoted to only one girl, and if your lucky enough to be that girl then dont ever let him go. He is sweet, unbelievably romantic and sometimes so on point with your needs youd think he's psychic and best of all he has the patients of a saint, which makes some believe that someday he's going to really blow his fuse. But overall he is just the cutest, sexiest, funniest, most amazing person you will ever meet and thats why I'm glad to say that he's mine.
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I wish I had an oliver H
by Live Oliver February 18, 2019
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