whale oil beef hooked

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

sensual oil

a common mistake for essential oils, resulting in public humiliation for the rest of your graduating year. a sensual oil is used to wank.

N: she used the essential oils
C: if they are essential and i dont have them, will i be alright?
Micky Moo Moo: no, she said SENSUAL OILS

by Sudanese Porch Monkey :) January 31, 2017

Slipped in the oil

Slipped in the oil A phrase from North California that describes a situation where an individual due to not paying attention or feeling carefree, is caught off-guard and ultimately takes a loss.

I felt my pocket after I got off the bus and man's weed and money was gone, I really slipped in the oil.

by Rouleng Payhpurz December 18, 2014

Tijuana Oil Job

Oral sex on a man with salsa as lubricant. The spicier the better.

"I want a tijuana oil job" from Miss February

by Manswer May 10, 2009

Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

by Dyluxray June 7, 2020

Striking Oil

When a man pours a large amount of lube on his penis and in the asshole of his sexual partner in order to assure a well lubricated fit. After the male is finished with the intercourse, and pulls his penis from the other person and the other person shits creating a liquid that is a mix of shit and lube. This liquid looks similar to crude oil so the word is "Striking Oil"

"DUDE!!! I am totally striking oil with my girlfriend tonight."

"Dude I Struck Oil last night and it was all over the sheets"

by Kelvin Haus October 30, 2008

Motor oil

A great thing to inject into your bloodstream.

HE INJECTED HIMSELF WITH MOTOR OILLLL!
- anonymous coach

by The Blonde Boi February 6, 2018