purple-lining

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.
"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"

"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."
by Kyle Rh. October 3, 2009
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Purple Paulie

The rare creature that exists inside of Paul Martin and only comes out during arm wresting matches or uncomfortable bowel movements
I saw purple paulie last night arm wresting Jamie
by K1NG AD April 13, 2010
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purple minion

BHAAAAAAA!
Minion 1: BANANA

Purple minion: BHAAAAAAAA!
by Lordso April 13, 2021
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Purple Box

A box in which one puts all their BDSM supplies (i.e. rope, gags, whips, chains, collars, strap on , chastity devices and more)
Hey, I heard you and your wife have a purple box?

Yeah, its totally wicked.

Hey I'll bring my purple box tonight ;) !
by The Caged World August 20, 2019
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purple dino

The purple dino lost his job
by BusinessAdmin January 28, 2018
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purple anaconda

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.
She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016
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Purple ovaries

When a male or female leaves another female hanging before fulfilling sexual pleasure. It's like blue balls, but for women.
My boy was making me feel good until his mom came home with the new Xbox and he went to the other room, leaving me with purple ovaries.
by Spacemeow November 26, 2013
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