A phrase often said by a person who has been hired for a low wage and does an adequate job but gets yelled at or talked down to anyways like they are hired you to be the second coming of Christ.
Manager: I told you yesterday to re-organize isle 22! You wasted a whole day!
Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.
Worker: I was told to put out stock and help unload the truck, you keep expecting gold out of nickels.
by Poyuma February 19, 2018
Craig just bought out a new storage locker last Friday. Too bad it had nothing but hobo nickels, now he has to dump run.
by DomesticFlatulence September 11, 2021
The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.
First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
by Rap Jack 69 April 17, 2016
Bruzz1: "Theres A nickel in my butt and I just farted"
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!
Fart Nickel Butt
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!
Fart Nickel Butt
by FartNikelButter December 29, 2024
A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.
“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
by ninclemdo August 06, 2023
by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 02, 2021