Neilan

Gigantic Cock.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Bob, i heard he has a Neilan sized dick.

by VrikkenVisagie November 26, 2019

Neckallegence

To have a high number of neck rolls/chins

I have so much neckallegence because I have 11 chins.

by Shit fart June 3, 2014

nectar grotto

A sweet and beautiful vagina

Heather has the most amazing nectar grotto

by Pistjeans January 18, 2015

nectar vector

The ballistic characteristics of ejaculate: speed, direction, and coverage.

Tiffany was caught off guard by Johnnys finishing move. She had never seen quite an impressive nectar vector and spent extra time in cleanup.

by woemoejack August 10, 2016

necklan

A person with a filthy neck

A bloke who works and has a dirty neck 😂😂
Btw his names D e c l a n

“Yep that’s necklan”

by Two walkers May 16, 2018

necklace of oppression

Usually seen in the form of a ‘lanyard’. Worn by employees usually to show that they are an employee or as it contains a metric for security or monitoring i.e. identity card/swipe card.

It’s how corporations tag their employees.

The supervisor walked over waving her lanyard, thinking it made her look important. She didn’t realise that it wasn’t a badge of authority but rather it was a necklace of oppression.

by Nicky Domefur May 24, 2018

Nectali

a very nice kid

get yourself a nectali

by xxxjane February 19, 2020