Fun Vacuum

Someone who sucks the fun from everything.

In aftershift training, instead of letting us go off the drop slides, the head guard made us practice CPR. Our head guard is a fun vacuum.

by johnny mc awesome August 15, 2009

Fun Police

A person who purposely stop others having fun

A kid pushes the trampoline in the pool to see if you can jump on it in the pool and he gets told to cut it out

by Caroline November 15, 2003

Fun Sponge

A fun sucker, downer, negitive nacy party pooper or a downright joy killington.

Person 1: Man, lets go on a killer adventure!
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.

by Simple Jack and a sack March 24, 2009

fun bags

jane has big fun bags

:some guy: Dammnnnn that girl jane got sum big fun bags.

by googlle111 December 28, 2005

Fun Patrol

A one man sensual strip show that forcefully enters common areas and performs for unexpecting women. The strip usually includes empty vodka handles and a fluorescent colored vest which is then removed to expose a bare chest with well developed pectorals. The audience/prey is usually a lone female who appears to be having no fun. While the motive of the fun patrol is unclear, it is believed that the Fun Patrol performs in hopes of securing a potential "Bang"

"-I heard Pete was on fun patrol in the quad last night.
-Yea that poor girl was borderline violated by his strip tease..."

by Pete the Banger December 15, 2010

fun dracula

Fun Dracula(s) can often be identified by a few distinguishing characteristics.
1. A large, bulbous cranium.
2. Small, squinty, Asian-looking eyes.
3. Long, giraffe-like necks, capable of reaching great heights.

Lindsey has a large head, long neck, and might be Asian; I bet she is a Fun Dracula!

by bubbathedude February 18, 2007

Fun Cooker

When a man in front of onlookers drops his pants and farts directly at them.

This morning, on Today, during a segment on microwaving ham, Al Rooker decided to give the camera a fun cooker.

by The Schrodinator March 13, 2009