nasogurgitated

The process during listening to your friends graphic description of a non-descript act or acts whilst attempting to drink a beverage and laughing and choking so violently at the same time that the beverage shoots out of your nose.

I was drinking my soda when he made me laugh so hard, I nasogurgitated!

by I'Zheet M'Drours May 30, 2008

Nasal Ninjas

People who can smell the tiniest little atomic trace of weed

John : Shit man , my probation officer smelt the weed i smoked a few nights ago ...

Marc : fucking nasal ninjas

by mrweed420 December 27, 2009

Napolian insertion

its where you have a hole in the front of your pants and the girl you are with has a hole in the back of her pants, as she sits down on your lap your junk goes straight up her ass!

The girl that was just sittin on my lap got a Napolian insertion.

by a wee little boy March 23, 2010

Nasonsex

When a male ejaculates up a girls nose to help clear her sinuses.

Nasonsex, powerful relief from common allergy symptoms

by Jermanian September 8, 2010

Nasonex Surprise

A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.

John gave me a nasonex surprise and I haven't been able to smell right since.

by Sallysixtoes November 17, 2010

Nasal Olympics

Where you use your nose to balance or hold things with....
Fern Cotton has big nostrils, NOT AS BIG AS MINE THO!!!
These bad boys can do anything... :D

50p Up the Left n 2x2p coins in tha other....
Nasal Olympics...
Clipper lighter in both nostrils...

by Chlo' November 22, 2010

Nasal vestibule

The space where safe nose-picking occurs.

Scotty, "Did you hear about Dave?"

Corey, "Yeah man, he was digging for gold past the nasal vestibule and gave himself a bloody nose."

by Tica19 April 30, 2011