lonely nap

that nap that you take where the only body-heat source that is available to keep you warm is your laptop computer, and you're not sure if that even counts as body-heat, but also you're lonely and sad and dont even care anymore so you bring your computer with you under the covers and take a nap.

when I took my lonely nap today I had a dream that I made and urban dictionary definition of lonely nap so that's what I did when I woke up and it was nice that my computer was so close to me already because then I didn't even have to get out of bed to make my dream a reality.

by whtvr November 9, 2012

French Nap

To Fall asleep while holding your phone

Camille had a french nap

by Crytopsy88 December 16, 2014

Liquor nap

A strategically placed nap during the day (the weekend for less unrespectable people) to ensure maximum possible drinking. They usually fall after a morning case, and before getting into the rye later in the evening.

"Where's Wes?" "He got wasted. He's taking another liquor nap."

by newbcat November 20, 2011

nap jag

To jerk off during a nap or in order to take a nap

I managed to squeeze in a nap jag before wife got home.

I want tied enough to sleep so I did a quick nap jag to help.

by Grumar July 16, 2014

insta-nap

The act of napping or sleeping spontaneously anywhere and anytime, with no warning at all. Usually accompanied by lack of sleep or stress. May be considered a skill.

Josiah: Did you see that episode?
Yvette: Yea. It was funny.
Josiah: Yea, it was. I wonder what happen's next.
Yvette: zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Josiah: wow. she just insta-napped on me. :|

by ruggedly handsome brown dude April 2, 2011

Keg Nap

When You lay down, put a keg on your chest or beside you, put the hose in your mouth, and drink until you take a "nap".

I had a hangover after my keg nap.

by Dane Izzington January 11, 2008

niggie nap

Taking a nap when you're supposed to be doing something important.

Carl, why the hell isn't the house cleaned? What have you been doing? Chill bae, I was taking a niggie nap.

I really have to get this report done but I think I'm going to take a niggie nap instead.

by Bbdaddy June 15, 2014