Mystery Snail

a good for nothin,non algea eating cool lookin snail that multiplies.

I have a mystery snail for a pet...but since it's lazy...I had to clean the spongebob all by myself.

by skippyjones November 20, 2011

mysteries

when a mature motherwoman is forced to start an affair to satisfy her physical needs. heavy shit.

life is strange.

*thinks*: i need to capture these mysteries artistically

by Krkič February 6, 2019

Indian Mystery

The act in which a female performs a clambag(girl version of tea bagging, also referred to as 'flapping') while on her period. If done correctly, this should leave a mysterious red dot on the center of the victim's forehead: looking like a stereotypical Indian person.

Anna: That dumb bitch stole my juice box!

Shae: Just wait till she goes to sleep and give her an Indian Mystery!

Anna: Yeah! it's a little fishy, but a bitch gotta learn!

by Lamitto October 1, 2012

mystery farter

Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!

David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter

by Tim Carson June 18, 2008

Mystery Meat Buffet

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

mystery meat

when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside

my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved

by scruggs1496 February 10, 2006

Mystery Meat

When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.

Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.

by infin1te May 21, 2011