baby mustard 

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)

There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!

baby mustard by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021

Porkhole Mustard 

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.

That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.

Porkhole Mustard by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021

Crank the mustard 

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.

Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?

Crank the mustard by Jcfire233 November 9, 2017

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! 

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! by innmypusay May 17, 2022

The Mustard 

A name given to a homie when they do something exceptional or amazing. Used when other words can't describe the awesomeness of an occurence or person.

"When Johnny jumped off of his bike into the lake it was the mustard."

The Mustard by Marki G May 21, 2005

keen as mustard 

extremely enthusiastic, delightful

RiCHARD SIMMONS WAS AS KEEN AS MUSTARD TO LAY OUT A WORK OUT PLAN FOR HIS FAT CLIENTS

keen as mustard by ONERY January 19, 2009

ass mustard 

The brownish-yellow discharge found in one's undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. It can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.

Boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with ass mustard!!!

ass mustard by biggdogg September 4, 2003