muddy river

where a girl takes a massive dump on your lap and makes you piss yourself

merlin miranda got her revenge on me by tieing me to a chair and performing a muddy river on my lap.

by wordup247 October 28, 2010

Muddy

A song by Lil Metro MeechxSteezyx303xSantii
On all platforms now 🔥🤫😈

"you heard that new muddy by meech"
"Nah"
"Listen to that shit it slaps"

by Fuckddde March 4, 2019

muddy water

Sexual act involving a male urinating into a females open rectum.

Brad: Dude, it was the first time we had sex and she let me do the muddy water on her.

John: No way man! Shes a keeper.

by El Kabong Numero 2 May 8, 2009

Muddy Banana

An unknown term to most, except for the Administrators of the MMORPG "City Of Heroes". I got my friends account blocked for 3 days for saying it. Mwahaha!

You are a Muddy Banana! (then you get blocked by COH admin)

by Theoleander December 28, 2004

muddy Bear

A large hairy gay man who enjoys skat play.

Will you be my Muddy Bear?

by The_REAL_RickSanchez March 5, 2021

Muddy Corollary

...if not, turn her over and play in the mud.

Ain't no hair on the coochie, so I'll stick it in her booty

by Dan March 4, 2003

Muddy Mountain

When two gay men have anal sex and the one being penetrated has diarrhea and shits everywhere while intercourse

"last night my grandpa had diarrhea so I suggested that we try to muddy Mountain"

by ManManMannotWoman March 8, 2022