Moral pizza

When a work company buys pizza for every instead of giving better pay/better working environment

They gave everyone moral pizza instead of better working conditions.

by anonymous June 9, 2022

morale network

Internet networks separate from business use, typically deployed in remote areas such as work camps, mining facilities, and military deployments. Code word for "network on which Netflix and porn are not blocked."

Joe is digging the new HD streaming after upgrades to the morale network.

by dephlogisticated July 1, 2020

Walking Moral

Someone who is a good role model and doesn't do anything that can get them in trouble. Usually succeeds in school. Is a positive example to people. Just all around goody-two shoes.

Admirer: Look at her-- she is such a walking moral. She's always doing good and gets good grades in her schoolwork.

Hater:NERD LOLOL.

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

4 Morale

When you're in a tight situation and have almost no way out.
A reference to the ROBLOX game Decaying Winter, where teammates dying debuffs you.

EX1:
PLAYER1: "4 morale"
PLAYER2: "already"
PLAYER1: "stop dying mf"
EX2:
"4 morale help me"
"go hit zero" BG: hitting zero autokills in decaying winter

by spade1345 July 3, 2024

Moral Authority

Elon musk has no moral authority and is mentally retarded.

Hym "MORAL AUTHORITY!? AHAHAHA! Well, if the highest moral authority on the planet is a mental retard we are in big trouble folks! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT IS EVEN THE BASIS OF HIS MORAL AUTHORITY? 'Um... Uh.. You see, my cripple HIPAA paperwork says I'm not a retard so um... Actually, it says I'm an extra special guy? So, actually, not a retard. I may have a mental retardation... And I may have bought my way into all of my positions... But-' EEEEEHHHHH! WRONG! YOU ARE A RETARD ELON! YOU RUN A SPACESHIP COMPANY AND THINK THE SUN IS MADE OF FIRE! RETARD! THAT'S WHAT A RETARD IS! DEFINITIONALLY RETARD. NO MORAL AUTHORITY FOR RETARDS!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025

meta-morality

The idea that the transformation of morality into categories of feeling (personal categories) is moral in itself.

Kant argued that turning personal opinions into moral categories is meta-morality.

by sandraxine September 6, 2020

Moral compass

A navigation tool that can get somebody through a pandemic.

If her moral compass didn't point to "I win, they lose, I'm awesome!" (something like North), she didn't get the compass, nothing made sense, and somebody had to take control of the compass until it told her "I win, they lose. I'm awesome!" again (at which point everything would make sense again).

by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022