Monster in law

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

by Mark July 31, 2004

five minutes

The best response to temporarily put off, or get out of, nearly anything. Most effective when combined with the terms "Like" or "About." Contains many useful applications:

1) Buying time

2) Fooling the other person into thinking you will do something when you actually have no intention to, and hoping they forget

3) Using it multiple times until the desired effect is achieved

(see below)

ex1) "Hey son, would you pause that game and clean your room for me?"
"Sure. Just gimme like five minutes."

ex2) "It's your birthday today? Of course I know...hey I'll be over in about 5 minutes and we'll hang out." (unsuspected birthday gift card run to the supermarket, as if you actually remembered)

ex3) "Good morning honey, time to get up for work."

"MMMyeah...in Five minutes."

(One hour later)

"Hey it's been an hour--get up already!!"

"Alright, alright.....in five minutes."

by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 20, 2010

Mother Monster

The name Lady Gaga's fans (Little Monsters) call her.

Mother Monster

by JBridger April 11, 2010

rofl monster

The rofl monster a distant relative to the big blue bear from the "hug in a mug" advertisements, however he is neither friendly nor does he gives hugs. he is a crazy psychotic monster that dwells in rehab for his addiction to snorting santa claus's man juice. If one describes the physical appearance of the rofl monster, then he will hunt that person down and visciously bum them until they have no anus left. The rofl monster's victims have often been admitted to mental hospitals after their dreadful experience

Gregg: Oh cheesus, Steven was visited by the rofl monster after describing him to Lucy yesturday
Dave: Nooooooooooo! hows his anus?

by muckley May 22, 2008

Windows minute

A reference to time where the culculated period bears no connection to the reality of that time span. Used to understate the significance of accurate measurement.

Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.

I'll be there in a windows minute.
Translation: I'll be there sooner or later, perhaps.

by LankAsif February 13, 2010

robot monster

A 1950s film nominated on many occasions as the worst film ever.

It was originally made to be a horror film where the monster is a gorrila who wears an old style scuba diving helmet because it's head is a skull, though in the movie it's because it can't breathe on earth.

" Have you seen Robot Monster? It's horrible! "

" He looks like the robot monster "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

19 minute rule

A commonly held practice amongst urban males, by which at least one (though more commonly multiple) sexually active partners reside within a 19 minute commute of the male's place of residence, so as to allow sexual activity that takes advantage of early morning erections (that statistically last approximately an average of 20 minutes without stimulation)

Person A: "Not to be too much of a triflin' hoe, but does your girl meet the 19 minute rule?"

Person B: "Why yes, I am always inclined to follow such practical, time-tested, and, if I may be so bold, satisfying rules-of-thumb."

by Dennard April 7, 2008