monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3

"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"

by beabadoobee listener May 13, 2023

Boob punch month

You must boob punch all your female friends and males with man titties

Alex:don’t
Emma:it has to be done
Alex:why
Emma: it’s boob punch month

by Dumdassidiot36 November 10, 2019

eat ass month

All of November men and women way ass till they die

Happy eat ass month

by Ass eater and beater October 16, 2019

National Ginger Month

During March you shall give your fellow ginger friends lucky charms every day and then give them kisses daily

I kissed my ginger bbg on the first day of National Ginger Month

by Aredian March 6, 2023

National Kissing Month

The month of November is one of the best months because you get a free pass to kiss any boy or girl you want

Me: Bro guess what it’s national kissing month
Friend: Really I got to go find me some girls

by Ballerboy 537 November 1, 2019

Pre-Tax-Month

The Month of January where uneducated people take out loans against their tax returns and live like kings for 2 weeks before being broke again.

Kid: "Mommy, after we buy all of these energy drinks with our food stamps, can we get a new TV?"
Mom: "of course, its Pre-Tax-Month, we'll get 2 of them!"

by Peanutbutter1 January 5, 2014

Worst Month Ever

The same as worst day ever, but it's in usage when the entire month so far, sucks because of every small mistake you did on the day before.

I got fired two days ago, because I did a prank on April fools day. When i applied to a new job the next day, I didn't get it because I couldn't sleep the day before. Today I got banned on my favorite website for a false claim, of something that happened yesterday. Worst Month Ever so far.

by I'm funny I swear April 4, 2021