Slap-a-Gabe Month

Slap-a-Gabe Month starts in February. The rules are your supposed to slap a Gabe amounting to the current date until February 31st (Example, 22nd = 22 slaps, 6 = 6 slaps)
Jamie: *Slaps*
Gabe: What was that for?
Jamie: Haven't you heard? It's Slap-a-Gabe Month!
by Stickydoggy69 February 01, 2023
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National Kissing Month

The month of November is one of the best months because you get a free pass to kiss any boy or girl you want
Me: Bro guess what it’s national kissing month
Friend: Really I got to go find me some girls
by Ballerboy 537 November 02, 2019
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Month-Old-Boogers

Ya know, those crazy crusty thingamajiggers up inside your nose that formulate after about, say, a month when you just can't get the jiff to get in the shower and bathe your inner nose!

Much like the times when you cannot get to the pool and bathe your inner soul!! 😝
Now those are really truly some authentic month-old-boogers!!! You be nasty!
by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 21, 2021
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monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3
"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"
by beabadoobee listener May 14, 2023
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Worst Month Ever

The same as worst day ever, but it's in usage when the entire month so far, sucks because of every small mistake you did on the day before.
I got fired two days ago, because I did a prank on April fools day. When i applied to a new job the next day, I didn't get it because I couldn't sleep the day before. Today I got banned on my favorite website for a false claim, of something that happened yesterday. Worst Month Ever so far.
by I'm funny I swear April 04, 2021
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World Veteran’s Month

The month of November is the month to celebrate and appreciate our soldiers
Have you not heard? Its World Veteran’s Month.
by Hasbulla June 24, 2021
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Pre-Tax-Month

The Month of January where uneducated people take out loans against their tax returns and live like kings for 2 weeks before being broke again.
Kid: "Mommy, after we buy all of these energy drinks with our food stamps, can we get a new TV?"
Mom: "of course, its Pre-Tax-Month, we'll get 2 of them!"
by Peanutbutter1 January 03, 2014
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