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Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...
"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"
by Mr Marky November 30, 2007
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monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.
Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.
by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013
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Monster Wank

When men form a circle around one chicken and all masterbate until they all blow their load on her.

And she will be standing there dripping in semen. Classy
"Molly you're in my £70 dress"
"Good, I'll get the lads at the party to monster wank on it"
by Eleanor Hubbard August 3, 2014
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monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.
Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.
by cuate March 30, 2015
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Monster truckin'

And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck
Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.
by Felonious monk October 5, 2015
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monster load

A very large amount of jizz. A very forceful and plentiful ejaculation resulting in a large amount of semen. A large build up of semen in one's balls that weighs them down.
Last night I was fucking this chick and let loose with a monster load. She was covered in a ton of my jizz. Felt so good to get out that monster load, my balls felt ten pounds lighter.
by shooter magee July 22, 2016
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monsterschlong

A small tiktoker with a big dump truck. commonly referred to as Toby, or October. They make content surrounding their interests.
Person A: monsterschlong is my favourite tiktoker!!

Person B: Who?
by livelaughpoopoopeepee July 9, 2021
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