Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...
"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"
by Mr Marky November 30, 2007
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When men form a circle around one chicken and all masterbate until they all blow their load on her.
And she will be standing there dripping in semen. Classy
And she will be standing there dripping in semen. Classy
by Eleanor Hubbard August 3, 2014
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Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.
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Last night I was fucking this chick and let loose with a monster load. She was covered in a ton of my jizz. Felt so good to get out that monster load, my balls felt ten pounds lighter.
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