moist gumption

a wet, unexpected attack on another persons lips...slovenly and sloppy, but could be considered hot...

He ravaged her with his hands and went in for a kiss, moist gumption running from their lips...

by spectralux November 22, 2009

Moist bagel

A very moist person who get ass all the time a.k.a booty eater

Jim is so cool and sexy he is like a moist bagel.

by MoistBagelLover December 18, 2017

moist spanky

The act of ejaculating in ones hand and forcibly smacking your partner's buttocks with enough velocity to make the semen fly from the hand, like high-fiving someone with a hand full of foaming soap, thus creating a mess that you are now stuck with.

Jackie was making me so horny, so I cummed in my hand smacked her ass, what a moist spanky!
moist spank semen

by yoho20 October 1, 2014

Moist Baguette

Someone who is not considered attractive.

Why do you think he is cute? He looks like a moist baguette.

by A Moist Baguette September 21, 2016

Moist Muffins

A term used to confirm/agree to something

Joel: Hey Jon, you coming to band practice saturday?

Jon: You bet I am!

Joel: Moist Muffins!

by Faglips McGee November 13, 2011

moist suck

when a lady or a man lights a mans pubes on fire and puts it out with a lot of saliva while yelling o baby and blowing that shit up!

Martha I got the lighter... Time for a moist suck

by scukmynuggets May 4, 2017

moist splooshing

When you are taking a bong rip from either a short shafted bong, or a small gravity bong and the water kicks up and touches your lips.

"I was taking a huge rip when I got a moist splooshing...it was gross."

by Jacksom August 8, 2007