Minger

Someone who is utterly...UTTERLY horrible in appearance. They tend to want to make you vomit the more you see them or the more they speak to you. It is usually talking about ugliness...

Holy manoly that f**kin' minger is at my car again- she's hell ug but hey she don't have to give it to my ride!

God she's the worst damn minger I've ever seen!

by Yo bruddah September 17, 2003

minger

Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.

1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.

Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless

by Cockdriller March 1, 2010

minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money

Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag

by wilkie January 11, 2009

mingegurgle

The sound you make after choking on vaginal fluids.

"Babe, give me a second, I just Mingegurgled."

by The Eight Paths October 31, 2013

minger

A person who is unattractive or who has features of their personality that are not liked.

mingin' can mean something that is not liked, such as a horrible tasting food.

"He didn't fancy her because she was such a minger."

by notaminger! September 14, 2005

Ming Poon

The head founder of the ks movement.

Ming Poon ks u la~

by kser October 9, 2003