GLITTER MITTEN

ANOTHER WORD FOR A SMALL CLIT

“EWW,SHE HAD A GLITTER MITTEN…?”

by Getrweeds April 12, 2022

red mitten

when you fist someone do hard they bleed or, when you fist someone on their period😝

John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.

ORRRR

Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”

brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.

by GAYYYYYY69 April 20, 2022

Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

The Mitten

A nickname for the state of Michigan in the United States. Due to its shape being similar to a hand or mitten

Joe: I’m from the ATL, where are you from?
Nick: I’m from the Mitten.
Joe: Oh no way, where in Michigan?
Nick: *Points to lower left part of hand under his thumb* Detroit

by KingPP526 June 4, 2022

Cheesy Mitten

a nickname for the state of Wisconsin.

Hey, have you visited the cheesy mitten yet?

by odinhirules August 29, 2022

butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.

I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.

by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023

Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.

Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!

by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023