A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
by Mark VZ April 23, 2006
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HAHA you shaved you shitty skidstach cus you could not get any ass. what a bitch. I rocked mustachuary.
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Some one mistaken for a porn star, but is genuinely a great guy who is great at photography and Call of Duty - Prestiged.
by Mrhappi June 28, 2010
Get the Mistahappi mug.Noun. Destruction of property caused by drunk, overconfident young men. In practice misbachracy is well planned, but always go awry because of unforeseeable complications such as heavy intoxication, dumb bitches, and men without spines.
Etymology: the word comes from "mis" a prefix meaning "wrong or hatred" The stem, "bach" is a colloquial shortening of "bachelor," the type of people most likely to participate in “misbachracy.” The suffix, "cracy" typically "government or rule of," but in this case has the connotations of "power by." Most literally, the word means "power of wrong(headed) bachelors.”
Etymology: the word comes from "mis" a prefix meaning "wrong or hatred" The stem, "bach" is a colloquial shortening of "bachelor," the type of people most likely to participate in “misbachracy.” The suffix, "cracy" typically "government or rule of," but in this case has the connotations of "power by." Most literally, the word means "power of wrong(headed) bachelors.”
Person A: So how did breaking the window go?
Person B: It turned into a complete misbachracy. I was too drunk to run away, tripped, fell and got caught by the residents and later the police.
The plan turned into complete misbachracy when the two of the members felt guilty and confessed.
Person B: It turned into a complete misbachracy. I was too drunk to run away, tripped, fell and got caught by the residents and later the police.
The plan turned into complete misbachracy when the two of the members felt guilty and confessed.
by KKutz November 23, 2010
Get the misbachracy mug.The creature that is created when a Mathena is cross-bred with that a giraffe. This creature holds great power and can stop menstrual cycles in women. The mustachiraffe's power and well-being lies within its uncanny mustache; without it, it is useless. The Jeffasaurus Rex is a similar being, but it is not quite as powerful.
That mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.
by Q. Valintyne January 6, 2012
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Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men
Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?
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