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coal miner

When you take a shit so nasty that the next person to use the bathroom needs to send in a canary first to make sure the air isn't poisonous
I just took a coal miner in the john, you might want to wait a few minutes before you go in or you could choke to death.

On my poop-gas.
by Poopadynitz December 4, 2012
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fuckin' minger

Usually used to describe a woman who is very ugly. Can also be used for a man, but less common.
A: Ah shagged that burd the other night.
B: Ye whit!!!? She's a fuckin' minger.
A: Aye, but ah wiz too pished tae gee a fuck.
by Jamie September 27, 2004
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manterrupting

An invented term by a small but vocal group of people that don't like being interrupted when they are talking, particularly by men. This term may stem from a fringe group co-opting feminism that are biased/sexist against men.

Both men and women interrupt each other on occasion for various reasons. The prevalence of instant gratification in society may exacerbate the problem of self control during social interactions and prevent many people from practicing good listening skills. There is no sexual or gender bias for the need of everyone to act in accordance with being good members of society.

Despite its gender slandering and sexism, it's kind of a clever use of portmanteau.
SJW QQ "But he didn't even let me finish! I was trying to tell him I deserved to be first in line because of his unrecognized masculine social advantages over me. I just wanted my welfare check to buy more weed for my fibromyalgia. And I'm totally missing today's rewards in Bejeweled! I'm gonna cry! He was so short too, ew! I don't want to go home. My kids are there cause they bailed on school today. I can't even deal with them right now. I so wanna get baked and try on outfits in WoW all day."

Quer-Trap-Otherkin "Ignore him, he was just manterrupting."
by jwillygetspoon October 1, 2016
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mincer

a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.
"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"
by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003
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Mingers

Good lord of the dance, look at the size of Todd's mingers!
by mackdaddymitch September 13, 2009
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menter

A female monkey with an STD.
King kong made his wife a menter.
by herro crash October 30, 2011
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minted like bananas

DAVE: i like that jacket
JANE: yeah, its minted like bananas
by chlo January 24, 2005
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