Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy August 14, 2015

uh oh stinky monkey

*Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha

Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah *cough*
Poop

uh oh stinky monkey, did you lose weight?

by Daddyfinger October 18, 2019

Cuddle Monkey

Someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others

My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.

by Mariya Shadowblade February 27, 2009

eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover

a person who chooses their love interests by playing the eenie-meenie-miney-mo game. This person is considered a player or also someone who has no concern for other people's feelings. They choose who to like by saying eenie-meenie-miney-mo. also of the title a song by sean kingston and justin bieber

Jill: i got asked to the prom by 3 guys!
Lindsey: who are you going to go with?
Jill: i don't know, i'll just choose one at random.
Lindsey: You're such an eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover!

by teenieweeniewahine March 28, 2010

Monkey Slut

A password used when you don't know who you real friends are.

When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.

Bob - "MONKEY SLUT"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter

Harry - MONKEY SLUT

Imposter- EH?

Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"

by Skidz lottie November 19, 2010

mickey mouse ears

when a girl (or a fat guy with manboobs) lifts up her shirt and places her exposed boobs over someone's head, making that person seem to be wearing micky mouse ears.

A good photobomb is doing the mickey mouse ears.

by phobioid March 1, 2012

monkey barring

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next

ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"

by metro anthony October 24, 2005