miranda navarrete

literally only the coolest/beautiful/pretty/cute/amazing person in existence. also jannats best friend

bro, miranda navarrete is so cool.
i know right?

by meezanza May 9, 2022

mirandola

a Mirandola is a person that will threaten you with a glock if you don't follow what he says. He almo might randomly look at you and pretend to be choke in the same way Dart Vader chockes people. Be carefull when you're around a Mirandola, he's dangerous.

1) Dude, last night a Mirandola was following me
2) Damn, did you call the police?
1) Nope he was pointing his arm to me shouting 'CHOKE!' so I had the time to escape

by Kappa8 May 25, 2022

midland university

a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.

midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.

by nickscottttttt June 15, 2022

Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.

We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.

by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022

Miranda

Miranda is a nice person, most likely lesbian (if they identify as a girl in the first place) and has lots of good friends. Miranda might also have some traumatic moments in her life causing things like PTSD. Miranda is a good friend to anybody who is nice to her

Damn, aparently Miranda has a huge crush on that one girl.

by NotWhoYouKnow August 26, 2022

Miranda

crazy girl 🤪 with pretty hair "que ta de to" / "gorgeous".

That shit was mad crazy, who did it, Miranda?

You blew up the airport? That was so Mirandis🤪.

by sebita y bale 🤪 October 3, 2022

Miranda

Got hot ass tits 😮 💨🤤

Hey, did you see miranda!

by Fillupppp December 23, 2022