Cupping method

For the times where your man says touch it just once just the tip we have for you the cupping method
Simply cup your hand, placr it over his package and if youre feeling adventurous, hold a stern face and say "oh yeahh"

Last night i used the cupping method to avoid the D

by Td10386 December 6, 2017

The Shrek Method

The act of adding adult humor to g-rated animated films that kids wont understand, but the adults would find funny.

Examples of The Shrek Method:

"Little man, my best friend is a talking car."
-David Hasselhoff in "Hop"

"That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?"
-Shrek

by Gringo The Clown July 29, 2011

swag method

sophisticated wild-ass guess

I'm gonna use the SWAG method on the lenghth of this 2-by-4 here.

by Michael Stanfill July 23, 2005

the method

A list of simple gestures so that the alternative male can "flirt" in public without anyone knowing.
The Method:
1. Make eye contact with person.
2. Hand Contact with the Eye- this lets the person know you are "feeling," or are interested, in them.
3. Hand Contact with the Nose- this lets the person know you are NOT "feeling," or are uninterested in them. Or simply not up for it.

Recap: eyes = like; nose = dislike.

I was walking down the street with my wife, and I spotted someone I've seen on the downlow. I used the method and now we have a date.

by indieboy September 27, 2006

Wormatic Method

A worm's method of argument; comparable to the Socratic Method. Involves skirting around the issue, using elaborate analogies, and attacking the opponent with flimsy examples.

"Dude, don't use that wormatic method on me. I know what you're doing. And I don't like it."

by Tep010101 January 13, 2009

The Coronavirus Pull Out Method

Whilst walking in public, either maskless or not, if you must get closer than 6 feet to another unknown human, hold in your breath, as to not inhale their exhale, scent, biome or any potential germs as you pass by. A theory suggested by a 24 year old ex NCAA college football player living at home with their parents in Southern California. Personal clinical studies have shown promise and potential.

"Damn, I'm waking on a some what narrow sidewalk and there is another unknown human walking towards me" "I can often smell through my mask and feel as if their germs fly into the wind behind them" "I shall hold my breath to lower my chances of inhaling whatever they may be exhaling" Thus, The Coronavirus Pull Out Method" was born

Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.

by highdeas.greatness February 18, 2021

Grapefruit Method

The Grapefruit Method is giving blowjob using a grape a fruit, and losing weight in the process. popularised by Mrs Angel

Girl L tried the grapefruit method on him last night and he loved it!

by Namestypicalmeaning February 18, 2021