(v.)
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
by EH & HC December 9, 2008
Get the Messy Mossymug. Dude: Ayo, did you hear Ryan allegedly cheated on Sofia?
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
by IHateGrapesWithAPassion May 22, 2022
Get the messymug. When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
by Sbreps March 18, 2024
Get the Messy Nessiemug. by Messy Jay. June 19, 2023
Get the messy jaymug. 
by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
Get the Messymug. the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.
pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less
by callum everal April 10, 2021
Get the nitty messimug.