Melch

Suck ejaculated semen from the vagina - see Felching

I melched your minge of all the spunk

by JaMRaG February 19, 2006

Air Conditioner Mechanic

a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.

Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
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Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low

by lenny xox king October 17, 2008

mecha

Gaint to small robots or cybernetic cover suit that generally have some kind of weapontry or harmful side effect.

That mecha over there has two laser cannons and two missle lauchers on it.

by mecha4ever March 10, 2003

mechanic hand

Ramming your fingers into a girl's rectum, causing your fingers to look as if you are a mechanic.

I just got so much shit under my finger nails, I look like I have a mechanic hand.

by Thommy94 December 14, 2006

melch

A person, male or female, that resembles a slug. Usually a little bit large, with glasses that looks like a slug. You may notice that they dont often pull, and leave a gooey trail in the wake of their sucker foot.

"that kid is a flipping melch!"
"Check out that meiclh!!"

by Craig "bad boy" beswetherick October 9, 2006

human junkyard mechanic

A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.

John's dad is a Human junkyard mechanic.

by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

Mechanical rape

How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
Euphemism: .

Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!

Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.

Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.

Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.

by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010