A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.
pure love by day...messy love by night
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
by goodnightlila April 29, 2008
Get the messy love mug.When somebody lacks the common sense to clean up the evidence or cover up after they do some shit that should stay on the DL, or after they do some straight up dumb shit.
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Girl #1- Honey, you really didn't know that he was cheating on you? C'mon, he is so messy, he didn't even take the pictures of him and his side chick out of his tagged pictures on instagram!
Girl #2- Ugh! I'm so dumb!...Wait...but there aren't any of the pictures that I tagged him in of us in there ?!?!?! Wtffff
Girl #2- SHIIITTT MAYBE YOU WERE THE SIDE CHICK!!!!
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Teacher- (Insert Female Name), have any students been bothering you lately because of anything that got out about you?
(Insert Female Name)- No... what do you mean.. why would you ask that?
Dickwad - HAHHH BECAUSE YOU POSTED YOUR NUDES ON YOUR STORY LAST NIGHT YOU HOE
Irrelevant Bitch- Lmao you're so messy, you didn't even check to see if you put them on your story.
(Insert Female Name)- Oh my god.... I'm the hoe of the school.
Class- MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE!
Girl #1- Honey, you really didn't know that he was cheating on you? C'mon, he is so messy, he didn't even take the pictures of him and his side chick out of his tagged pictures on instagram!
Girl #2- Ugh! I'm so dumb!...Wait...but there aren't any of the pictures that I tagged him in of us in there ?!?!?! Wtffff
Girl #2- SHIIITTT MAYBE YOU WERE THE SIDE CHICK!!!!
Ex. 2
Teacher- (Insert Female Name), have any students been bothering you lately because of anything that got out about you?
(Insert Female Name)- No... what do you mean.. why would you ask that?
Dickwad - HAHHH BECAUSE YOU POSTED YOUR NUDES ON YOUR STORY LAST NIGHT YOU HOE
Irrelevant Bitch- Lmao you're so messy, you didn't even check to see if you put them on your story.
(Insert Female Name)- Oh my god.... I'm the hoe of the school.
Class- MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE!
by xXFinding outXx September 6, 2016
Get the messy mug.When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit
by SpaceSanctum August 14, 2017
Get the Messy Mike mug.Trys to play part as a 'friend' when in ones home with the extremely high beliefs she is 'secretly' conversating with ones man.
by Shawtywithasmile December 14, 2018
Get the Messy hoe mug.Someone who is always there for you whenever you need them. Loves to joke around entirely too much and also has a slick ass mouth . Forgives people
Too easily which is something he needs to work on but mostly Fw everyone cause he cool like that.
Too easily which is something he needs to work on but mostly Fw everyone cause he cool like that.
by yourfuckingfather April 3, 2019
Get the mesyah mug.Maisy is an amazing friend. She's very outspoken and talkative. She gets along great with anybody who cares to get to know her. She loves makeup and has been good at it since she came out of the womb. She complains a lot and rambles about her problems to anyone who will listen. She has an amazing voice and will start singing out of nowhere at the most random times. She doesn't care what people think of her but does at the same time. Maisy is gorgeous but is still insecure about her body for no reason. She's loyal and sweet and just a LITTLE BIT dramatic.
by hotpeeper October 27, 2019
Get the Maisy mug.Girls named Maisy are legit perfect and absolutely beautiful. When they click with someone they will absolutely adore them. They are the best people to know and be friends with. Most of all have a very keen sense of humor and are the sweetness people to exist. Maisy's are awesome.
by lenord01 January 8, 2020
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