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might

you're an idiot if don't already know what comes next

when prefacing a blatantly obvious statement, observation, or suggestion the use of "might" sarcastically implies the subject is a moron
If you're allergic to dogs, veterinary receptionist might not be the best job for you.

You might make sure you know her name sometime before jumping into bed.

Too bad your car died! Next time a check engine light comes on you might want to have someone check the engine, huh?
by miss elis March 31, 2008
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The Mighty Boosh

An ultimately unfunny and shit "comedy". It is liked by people who have an incredibly shallow sense of humour.
Person 1: Hey bobby, did you watch the mighty boosh last night?

Person 2: It's a complete piece of unfunny shit, prove me wrong.

Person 1: *speechless*
by Zaap October 16, 2008
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the pen is mightier than the sword

....but only if the pen very sharp, and the sword very small..
by tepidcow November 21, 2003
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mighty white

The act of really fuckin someone over. Much in the same way the white man has fucked over everyone else.
Wow, man. That was mighty white of you to run over that guys dog because he had a problem with you fuckin' his retarded sister after you got her drunk as hell.
by jojo August 24, 2004
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the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.
I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003
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they might be gaylords

the term used by any sane person who has heard of the craptastic band they might be giants. im fairly sure the two singer people are gay for each other. your mother.
wierdo retard: i was listening to they might be giants last night!

sane person: who the frick listens to they might be gaylords??! arse face. *kicks wierdo retard*
by your sweaty hairy mother April 25, 2010
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Mighty Kiwi

A not-so-recently shaven bikini region of a female, especially one from New Zealand.
I'm all itchy from this chick with a mighty kiwi...
by Markibu April 29, 2010
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