Mctingles

When you eat Mcdonalds and your stomach feels terrible. Often this is because of the over indulgence of disgusting hamburgers and indestructible french fries.

Man I feel like shit from eating so much Mcdonalds, i've got the mctingles for real.

by kiwi4president February 27, 2011

Mexting

Using symbols instead of words to write definitions in math class.

There is no need to write out the definitions when you can use mexting.

by t-quick April 16, 2011

meeting (lisburn style)

v. Meeting lip-to-lip with someone, making out.
So called from the town Lisburn, where it's all they know

Friend 1: Oh I was out the other day and I met this girl
Friend 2: ....Lisburn style?
Friend 1: Completely.
Friend 2: Meeting (lisburn style) for the sake of the definiton.

by beefchutney August 1, 2011

melting point

when making someone melt to the point they jizz their pants from excitement

I got to my Melting point

by bloopfish December 14, 2014

Meeting with the chief

Verb. The act of going to the bathroom in search of privacy to have a bowel movement.

"Please excuse me while I have a meeting with the chief."

by Tony Stark 6 June 12, 2014

melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015

Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.

Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.

by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017