Mayonnaids

Semen containing the HIV virus.

About 1 week into her backpacking trip through Rwanda, Shelley got sprayed with mayonnaids from a vagrant in the street who had been pole pumping behind a bush.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Mayson

Mayson is the most caring boy ever. He will always have you back and will not let anyone hurt you. He is really loyal to his girls and will love them with all his heart. He’s never liked school and gets in trouble but he is determined to fulfil his dream. He always tells his girl how beautiful she is and reminders he how much she is loved.

Person 1: Is he a Mayson? He’s so loyal!

Person 2: He sure is, his girl looks so happy with him!

by hannahmae November 10, 2019

Mayonnaise

The best random thing to say or scream out loud.

"MAYONNAISE!!"

by mayonnaise. September 19, 2022

minnesota mayonnaise

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.

I gave her some Minnesota Mayonnaise.

by PSYCHOBITCHER April 11, 2017

blood engorged mayonnaise canon

Some random cunt.

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

by The definitionaster July 3, 2017

Chewbacca Mayonaise

when one blows a huge load, one hypothetically simalar to that that chewbacca would blow.

i was think about your mom last night and BAM! chewbacca mayonaise.

by nickog June 21, 2006

mayonnaised

The opposite of rekt or shrekt. Mayonnaised is a term that is used to bring everyone together in piece and harmony.

Kid 1: HEY KiD get OveR herE!
Kid 2: Hay is for horses.
Kid 1: * tries to beat up kid 2 *
Kid 2: hey man! you need to be a little more mayonnaised!
kid 1: you're right!
Kid 2: i know lets be best ( Singular ) friend!

by NotAGenius October 16, 2014