Mayonaisse Aisle

Taking someone to the mayonaisse aisle means you're going to have sex with them.

Hey honey, I'm feeling sorta frisky. How about you and me head over to the mayonaisse aisle?

by silentsid December 24, 2009

Mayonnaise Sandwich

When you are fucking a girl and you finish on her chest, only to collapse from complete and utter exhaustion on top of her. You and the girl are the bread, and your cum is the Mayo

"Yo dude! How did you go last night?"
"Yeah I got some. At the end we became a Mayonnaise Sandwich"

by SmashorSmash May 2, 2019

mayson

The bunkest of bunk ass Gohan lookin wannabe Fabio minus the muscles the booty and the cuties. Still a fly fashionable fellow.

When P-diddy was still puffy he was a true Mayson

by marry marry December 18, 2003

mayson

the ship name between 'grayson' and 'marissa'

i totally ship mayson!

mayson is so cute together

marissa and grayson are literally couple goals. i ship mayson

by daddyydolan August 6, 2018

brokeback mayonnaise

Mayonnaise that has expired or is in distaste to one.

Slang for semen.

"Excuse me sir, this Mayonnaise appears to have gone Brokeback."

Wipe off your Brokeback Mayonnaise before I throw up.

by DrJohn May 24, 2006

Mayonaise Sock

The female body part where mayonaise is collected or stored for uses other than to make a sandwich.

In the heat of the moment, she asked me to pop a load into her mayonaise sock.

by Clitmaster Flash January 6, 2012

Mayonnaids

Semen containing the HIV virus.

About 1 week into her backpacking trip through Rwanda, Shelley got sprayed with mayonnaids from a vagrant in the street who had been pole pumping behind a bush.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019