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MATRIX

Little moronic kids do something they think could be in the movie the matrix. Such as they dodge something, or wall jump. And they say; "WHOAH I DID THE MATRICKS BACK THERE LAWLZ!" This phrase makes no sence, since the matrix is in fact a noun.
*wall jump* OH DUDE! I totaly did the MATRIX!
*PUNCH* STFU KID
by The-Coach September 15, 2007
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matrix style

to have hot passionate sex as neo and trinity do in the beginning of reloaded
"hows that for hot passionate sex?" - the guy
"go watch neo and trinity and learn how to do it matrix style..." - the girl
by anonymous March 21, 2005
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Matriculous

A fried-out version of the word ridiculous (fried-out as in under the influence of mushrooms)
Oh man, George W. Bush being elected again is straight matriculous.
by Jaclyn Mary December 21, 2008
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jack into the matrix

1. to get so stoned as to feel that you are a part of something much larger (as in the movie "the Matrix") than yourself.

2. to get really fucking high on weed or hash
"Hey Billy, wanna catch a movie?"

"No thanks Logan, I thinK I'm gonna go home and jack into the matrix and eat Pringles."
by Sigsnake January 17, 2010
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B.O.R.G. Matrix

B. = Banks (or/ Big Business)
O. R. = Organized Religion
G. = Government
The entity that controls every aspect of your life (also known as the Illuminati).
Yeah, I know it really sucks having your computer ripped off by Homeland Security agents as you go through the customs maze at the airport, but what are you going to do about it, after all, it is all a part of the B.O.R.G. Matrix.
by Child of Gaia October 11, 2008
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Matriculate

To carry, esp. in football. Used most often by sports news anchors.
Watch as Dante Hall gets the punt and starts matriculating the ball down the field.
by DrAstroZoom January 9, 2004
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Matriculate

v. To Matriculate

Matriculate - To age, mature, or to improve/make better.
Ex. I must matriculate this cheese, before I can get a good profit from it.

Ex. Matriculate your essay, and correct your grammar mistakes, then I will take another look at it.
by Fub257 December 29, 2009
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