maryland

real crappy, but nice in the counties... soo rich there... yea i`m from b-more its got hoes in everyy area of it... just so u kno... i`m not poor nd i don`t look lyk a ho... don`t dis b-more i kno its gangster and wierd but if u go 2 the rite places its like super nice...

white marsh... belair << nicee

by riley May 13, 2005

marlins dick

Average, but not anything special.

Jee Marlins dick was okay last night.

by Smaye March 13, 2017

maylin du plessis

One of the funniest and nicest people you will meet. They are usually smart and good looking. If you have a problem go to the a Maylin Du Plessis. They are amazing at Among Us and burp the loudest. If you know a Maylin.,keep them close

Andries: you are the best in among us wanna play
Maylin Du Plessis: sure

by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020

angry marlin

Putting two fingers in a girl's mouth and two fingers in her vagina. Then raising her above your head and shaking her violently to resemble a Marlin flopping in the air

Guy: dude you see that girl over there?
Friend: yeah?
Guy: I totally made her an angry Marlin last night

by Hairless wonder November 16, 2015

One eyed marlin

When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously

After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.

by Mason127 March 9, 2010

St. Mary's College of Maryland

A sorry excuse for a college filled with the biggest collection of unambitious, bottom-feeding, filthy, ugly, slacker, loser, scumbag dregs of the earth to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend college. Faculty consists of third-rate teachers with degrees from third-rate (at best) institutions who couldn't find a job anywhere else. A certificate from an auto mechanic trade school would do more to make you a contributing and valued member of society than anything from this place.

St. Mary's College of Maryland typical student conversation:

normal person: "so what's your major" ?

hippie retread: "huh" ?

normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?

hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"

by pawzavitch July 30, 2009

maryland

In short: Virginia's Canada

Maryland is Virginia's little brother

by ojuice3112 March 19, 2008